Funny Quote by Stephen King

I work until beer o'clock.

— Stephen King

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.

— Lewis Black

I work all day, and get half-drunk at night,

— Philip Larkin

I work from about 8:30 A.M. until 7 P.M., five days a week, when I'm not sneaking off to buy another bar of chocolate.

— Abi Morgan

I only drink beer on days that ends in

— Pie_05

I work for three or four hours a day, in the late morning and early afternoon. Then I go out for a walk and…

— J. G. Ballard

I work whenever I'm let.

— Katherine Anne Porter

I get to work at about 7:30 or 8 unless I have a breakfast meeting.

— Donna Shalala

I work 6:00 a.m. to midnight, seven days a week.

— Jerry Falwell

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.

— Jason Flemyng

Usually, I'm on the bus by now, having a beer and waiting for everyone else. This is cutting into my beer time.

— Craig Berube

I'm a workaholic, only instead of working I like to drink liquor.

— Dana Gould