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If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.

— Jerry Adler

I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer.

— Jack Nicholson

Always store beer in a dark place.

— Robert A. Heinlein

I want a drink. I want fifty drinks. I want a bottle of the purest, strongest, most destructive, most poisonous alcohol on Earth. I…

— James Frey

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

— Dave Mustaine

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

— Dan Castellaneta

I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola.

— Adam Savage

I usually need a can of beer to prime me.

— Norman Mailer

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine,…

— Hunter S. Thompson

Beer: Now cheaper than gas. Drink... don't drive!..

— Anonymous

Congress allows lemonade to the members and has it charged under the head of stationery-I move also that whiskey be allowed under the item…

— Davy Crockett

And I will make it felony to drink small beer.

— William Shakespeare