Beer Quotes · Page 13

To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house.

— Anonymous

“You like beer? I got one for you, because I'm the type of person who makes assumptions.”

— Audrey Bell

Nature, like Maimonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons.

— Edward Abbey

“And what is civilization if it ain't people talking over a goddamned beer?”

— James S.A. Corey

One night I'd had some beers, and then I Googled myself and spent the night in tears.

— Ginnifer Goodwin

I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.

— Sophocles

it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.

— Hunter S. Thompson

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

— Steven Wright

I should have been born a crazy rich Asian because I do have expensive taste. I have champagne taste but I'm on…

— Nico Santos

I just nEeda mAKe iTt cLeAr >> uSs qErLss d0n't nEed liqu0r oRr bEer [ we just nAtuRa|ly Fuked upp ]

— Matthew

The culture of the hop ... so analagous to the culture and uses of the grape, may afford a theme for future poets.

— Henry David Thoreau

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I…

— Rodney Carrington

That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer.

— Paul Leary

So long as a man attends to his business the public does not count his drinks. When he fails they notice if…

— Corra May Harris

No, no, I'm a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it's a beer and…

— Woody Allen

I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Canada, at the moment, is going through a Lord of the Rings moment. Having been a lowly Hobbit with furry feet and…

— Margaret Atwood

Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, a lumberer's drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once,-which…

— Henry David Thoreau

Let's stop insulting each other and really get to know people. I mean, have a few beers and go on a fishing…

— Arlie Russell Hochschild

“I had made an early policy decision to drink the native beer despite the undoubted horrors of the process of fabrication. On…

— Nigel Barley

Americans believe that the private sector is always more efficient and cheaper than big government, and particularly when you go among Republicans,…

— Uwe Reinhardt

Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be…

— Ogden Nash

I remember when I was a kid rugby players were some big guys that drunk a lot of beer but now they…

— Dorian Yates

You must have seen great changes since you were a young man," said Winston tentatively. The old man's pale blue eyes moved…

— George Orwell

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

“You sound like Yoda.” I grinned. “It’s the beer.”

— Cambria Hebert

A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food.

— Elizabeth I

Our fans would never waste good beer by pouring it on us,

— Jeff Gordon

On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer.

— Victoria Silvstedt

“Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If at first you don't succeed - call it a day and have a beer

— Hussein Nishah

And now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo.

— Kenny Baker

''Free Beer Here'', my three favourite words in one sentence.

— Ike Ekemah

“You're spunky. I like it." He took a sip of his beer. "You're creepy. I don't like it.”

— Chanelle Gray

Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.

— J. R. Moehringer

Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.

— Frederick The Great

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

— Anonymous

God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro.

— Nikhil Saluja

When the beer goes in strange things come out!..

— Anonymous

Beer is for happy times. Whiskey is for sad times.

— Anonymous