Beer Quotes · Page 13

Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

I find the only thing that really stands up, better than gambling, better than booze, better than women, is reading.

— Mario Puzo

If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.

— Granger Smith

I don't drink beer, and I don't drink at home.

— James Murphy

Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)

— Richard Kadrey

If you rise in life, you have to behave in a certain way. You can go to a strip club if you're…

— Charlie Munger

I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of…

— Sylvia Plath

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets.

— Oscar Wilde

I am told that today rather more than 60 per cent of the men who go to university go on a Government…

— W. Somerset Maugham

Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams

— Compton Mackenzie

“Depth perception and beer obviously weren't related.”

— Katie McGarry

Wiseguy' is very demanding of an audience; you just can't sit back on the couch with a beer and zone out and…

— Ken Wahl

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often,…

— Dave Barry

I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It's not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole…

— Kent Hrbek

“When you serve a beer-cock an ear.”

— John Shirley

“[N]ow that growing your own (food, dope, hair, younameit) is hip," wrote the author of an essay widely reprinted in alternative newspapers,…

— Maureen Ogle

When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's…

— Sherman Alexie

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

— Tom Waits

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.

— Frederick The Great

Politics is not really politics any more. It is run, for the most part, by Madison Avenue advertising firms, who sell politicians…

— Helen Caldicott

Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He's the coolest.…

— Bill Burr

Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties…

— Winston Churchill

If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.

— John Kenneth Galbraith

I use dull colors in my drawings because I started out using a root beer base because it seemed like an interesting…

— Marcel Dzama

I suspect states are going to realize there's money to be made, and they'll start to change laws so people can distil…

— Adam Rogers