Beer Quotes · Page 20

If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.

— Jerry Adler

I should be the face of Samuel Smith Beer. That'd be great.

— Sam Smith

What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists?

— Bret Easton Ellis

I used to like beer, but it makes me feel slightly queasy.

— Bill Bailey

[...] beer results in ideas, which results in new code.

— Theo de Raadt

The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.

— Euripides

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer...

— Joe Teti

its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.

— Kevin Hearne

You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand.

— Dylan Moran

Were I Diogenes, I would not move out of a kilderkin into a hogshead, though the first had had nothing but small…

— Charles Lamb

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who…

— Mads Mikkelsen

My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being…

— Tori Amos

“Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion.”

— Alice Cooper

Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him.

— Anonymous

I've done a fair amount of commercials. I did a bunch of Champion spark plug ads and Levi's and Molson Beer. You…

— Ry Cooder

How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“Let’s see, you will need a project plan, resource allocation, a timeline, test cycles, a budget, a contingency budget, lots of diagrams,…

— Sorin Suciu

Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high…

— John Lee Hooker

We would sit in the living room, drink a case of Busch beer, and throw the empty cans into the kitchen for…

— Chuck Klosterman

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain…

— Edgar Allan Poe

I don't even think any stimulants really help writing. You talk to most guys and they say, "Hey. I wrote this." And…

— Gavin Friday

I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash…

— Fred Ward

A girl half my age swept by and slammed two giant tankard filled with beer on the table. Ragnvald held his up.…

— Ilona Andrews

“I take a pull of my beer. “So it’s just that easy, then?” Nicholas glances at me thoughtfully. “When you look at…

— Emma Chase

I can't afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine.

— B. B. King

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

— Benjamin Franklin

I'm off for a quiet pint - followed by fifteen noisy ones.

— Gareth Chilcott

They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand.

— Ben Schwalb

May your day be filled with loved ones, happiness, laughter, and beer.

— Anonymous

Took a compatibility test and the results said I get along best with beer.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale!

— Kristin Davis

If you can drink beer while doing it, it's not a sport

— Andrew McMahon

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.

— Homer Simpson

Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.

— Woody Allen

I've never been drunk. I've never even had a beer.

— Davey Havok

Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin.

— Sergei Lukyanenko

If at first you dont succeed, buy her another beer.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.

— Homer

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

— Anonymous

You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.

— Rod Stewart