Beer Quotes · Page 21

A man who lies about beer makes enemies.

— Stephen King

Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale.

— Kenelm Digby

When you're 25, you can eat hamburgers and pizza and drink beer and stay out all night and come out the next…

— Mike Piazza

If you're sad and you like beer, I'm your lady, ... The Saddest Music in the World.

— Isabella Rossellini

I can't eat bread, anything fried, or even drink a beer.

— Scott Michael Foster

“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I suppose if I went to Turkey - I mean, I can't imagine going that far away, but if I did go…

— Robert Webb

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who…

— Mads Mikkelsen

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.

— Ernest Hemingway

I like to drink cold beer from time to time when it's very hot.

— Julio Cesar Chavez Sr

Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they…

— Henry Cavill

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

— Mark Twain

“Beer, brewed in cauldrons the size of houses by machines and then served cold. It has no soul. It isn't worthy of…

— Jim Butcher

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the…

— Roseanne Barr

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

— Gerard Way

There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is…

— Robert Fulghum

If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy…

— Ellen Malcolm

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.

— Homer

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around…

— Hunter S. Thompson

Beer: Now cheaper than gas. Drink... don't drive!..

— Anonymous

There isn’t any significant difference between the various brands of whiskey, or cigarettes or beer. They are all about the same. And…

— David Ogilvy

Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame.

— Jesse Ventura

[...] beer results in ideas, which results in new code.

— Theo de Raadt

Is it in the best interest of baseball to sell beer in the ninth inning? Probably not. The rule has got to…

— George Steinbrenner

Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment

— Benjamin Rush