Beer Quotes · Page 21

Gasman' was something I wrote on a beer mat in a pub.

— Lynne Ramsay

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

— Czech Proverb

My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.

— Demetri Martin

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.

— Billy Carter

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

— Mark Twain

If one intends to make beer from oats, it is prepared with hops.

— Hildegard of Bingen

Melding Staten Island history with making beer has been a dream come true.

— Brian Quinn

We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer.

— Vladimir Putin

120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer.

— Sam Harris

“what does a young woman from Montesano do to keep herself amused?” I take a sip of my beer. “Read.” “It always…

— E.L. James

My father did not drink beer. He said he didn't like the taste, and I was prepared to accept that I wouldn't…

— Christopher Robin Milne

You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...

— Dylan Moran

Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.

— Michael Jackson

Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all…

— Doug Stanhope

I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the…

— Kevin Nealon

I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda…

— Adam Lamberg

Do not suppose that abuses are eliminated by destroying the object which is abused. Men can go wrong with wine and women.…

— Martin Luther

When I was a kid, there was this neighborhood beer and wine store that sold old comics for a nickel a piece.…

— Jim Starlin

People in the street will either call me 'Prime Minister' or 'Justin.' We'll see how that goes. But when I'm working, when…

— Justin Trudeau

This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'…

— Bill Engvall

Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer…

— Billy Carter

I can't actually read interviews with thesps now because they're almost always fantastically predictable, the men especially. Actors are forever stressing their…

— Peter York

''Just think, never to be glad or disappointed. Never to like anyone and get cross at him and forgive him. Never to…

— Tove Jansson

Yo! Cam!” Beer Guy jumped off the porch and jogged down the sidewalk, passing me a quick look. “What you up to,…

— J. Lynn

There is no back label with a story on a beer can.

— Ely Callaway Jr

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, than there is always beer

— Granger Smith

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'

— Dave Barry

I drink tea like Oliver Reed used to drink beer. I must get through about 12 to 15 cups a day.

— Chris Kamara

What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and Britannia?

— Sydney Smith

No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot.

— Charles Dickens

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.

— Gore Vidal

I ain't got no time for a Caribbean cruise, just give me a song and a beer.

— John Fogerty

There's no such thing as ugly chicks...instead, there's such thing as not enough beer!..

— Anonymous

Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.

— Mickey Spillane

And it's one more beer and I don't hear you any more.

— Elton John

I would think beer and football go hand in hand.

— Will Ferrell

Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers.

— David Swanson

I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.

— Nancy Astor

Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.

— Billy Sunday

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

— Dave Moulton