MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the…

MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;

— Nikhil Saluja

I myself am consummately middle class. We grew up in upper-middle-class suburbs in Oklahoma City, and thats very much the same ethos as what…

— Blake Bailey

In China, you've got six people buying for one child. But the thing is, you've got the largest rising upper-middle class in the world.

— Angela Ahrendts

I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.

— Kinky Friedman

I would say I came from upper middle class family.

— Bob Newhart

I grew up upper middle class.

— Lil Dicky

After cooking dinner tonight, I realized there is no straight way to wash a carrot.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage;

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, PERFECT, is, in a man's second marriage, her first mate

— Nikhil Saluja

I like my beer as I like my beer. Beer.

— Nikhil Saluja

My friend said he didn't have time for Twitter like me, he has a job I replied shut the fuck up & lend me…

— Nikhil Saluja

A girl asks you what you need. The woman knows and gives you what you want.

— Nikhil Saluja

You are the love of my twitter

— Nikhil Saluja

Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers

— Nikhil Saluja