In the good old days, girls used to cook like their…

Way back girls used to cook like their mothers,but now hey drink like their fathers.

— Chanda Chimfwembe

“Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like…

— Habeeb Akande

“They'd drink like men, like their fathers and uncles, like George fucking Washington...”

— Claire Vaye Watkins

You know, it shows how old I am. I can remember the good old days when the president picked the Supreme Court justices instead…

— Jay Leno

“Axonn sighed. "Just like the good old days," he said. "Now I remember why I hated them so much.”

— Greg Farshtey

Pay attention to the little things, because when you really miss the good old days, you miss the little things the most, like just…

— ZhatsPrincess

“The good old days needed a lot of improvement. People aren't the only things that get better with age.”

— David Levithan

Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?

— Jay Leno

I wish they'd had electric guitars in cotton fields back in the good old days. A whole lot of things would've been straightened out.

— Jimi Hendrix

Good old days when there were more relationships and less relationship statuses.

— Lenny

In the good old days physicists repeated each other's experiments, just to be sure. Today they stick to FORTRAN, so that they can share…

— Edsger Dijkstra

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way,…

— Andy Rooney

Forget about what you used to do. Don't make those same mistakes again. Everybody says, "Oh the good old days" - the good old…

— Jack LaLanne

A year ago, my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the supreme court had just withdrawn, and my vice president had…

— George W. Bush

A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the…

— Chelsea Handler