I wish falling out of the bed was a sport so I could claim…

“Mavis' bear sailed through the air in Cassie's room, falling onto the bed. 'What's he in aid of?' 'He's reconnaissance expert. He wouldn't hear…

— Christine M. Knight

One thing I’ve noticed about getting older, it takes twice as much work to get half the results one formerly achieved by falling out…

— Josh Lanyon

“guess  my favorite form of exercise is falling into bed each night.”

— Steve Demaree

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed.

— Anonymous

When one sleeps on the floor, one need not fear falling out of bed.

— Anton Szandor LaVey

My dad was a good athlete. My mom had longevity. There were some athletic genes that certainly got passed down.

— Hale Irwin

You have to believe in yourself when no one else does.

— Serena Williams

Am I athletic? In my dreams.

— Hugh Bonneville

I was always athletic when I was growing up.

— Lindsey Morgan

I've never felt that I was less of an athlete or not accomplished athletically because I didn't win an Olympic medal. It's definitely something…

— Mary Decker

The rewards are going to come, but my happiness is just loving the sport and having fun performing.

— Jackie Joyner-Kersee

The five S's of sports training are: stamina, speed, strength, skill, and spirit; but the greatest of these is spirit.

— Ken Doherty

If you only ever give 90% in training then you will only ever give 90% when it matters.

— Michael Owen

There are only two options regarding commitment; you’re either in or you’re out.

— Pat Riley

I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

— Doug Stanhope