You want to tell me what this is? she asked as she gabbed…

“Perhaps the blood that was flooding into his dick, bringing it to full erection, was starving his brain of oxygen.”

— James Lear

A man doesn't need a study to know if he's feeling amorous. There is no such thing as a placebo erection.

— Chris Kilham

Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection.

— Anonymous

“My eyes unapologetically trailed down the length of his torso, down the thin line of hair leading into his underwear and stopped on his…massive…

— Penelope Ward

“Don’t mock my dress. I’ve got a dance recital after work. You’re invited—but it’s bring your own erection. You can’t borrow mine, because I’ll…

— Jarod Kintz

“Every time I so much as blink you get an erection.”

— Carla H Krueger

“I woke up not only to my own erection, but Max’s. His cock pressed against my side like it was trying to burrow inside…

— James Cox

Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus Burnett

— Bad Boys 2

“My body had some sort of reaction to my erection, and the only thing I could think to do was vigorously rub the affected…

— Jarod Kintz

A friend asked me once, 'Are you worried about getting an erection on stage?' I said, 'No, that would be great!' Rather the opposite…

— Daniel Radcliffe

“I look over the back of the chair to make sure he’s still asleep. He is. And he still has an erection. I can’t…

— Charlie Evans

“My bed’s as big as a medium-sized apartment in New York City. And my erection is equal to a small.”

— Jarod Kintz

To extend oneself does not necessarily mean to have an erection.

— Perry Brass

“In barely minutes he was hard again, an aching erection ever ready to serve her need.”

— Skye Warren

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana