He had a last name for a first name, a first name for a…

“Perhaps the blood that was flooding into his dick, bringing it to full erection, was starving his brain of oxygen.”

— James Lear

A man doesn't need a study to know if he's feeling amorous. There is no such thing as a placebo erection.

— Chris Kilham

Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection.

— Anonymous

“My eyes unapologetically trailed down the length of his torso, down the thin line of hair leading into his underwear and stopped on his…massive…

— Penelope Ward

“Don’t mock my dress. I’ve got a dance recital after work. You’re invited—but it’s bring your own erection. You can’t borrow mine, because I’ll…

— Jarod Kintz

“Every time I so much as blink you get an erection.”

— Carla H Krueger

“I woke up not only to my own erection, but Max’s. His cock pressed against my side like it was trying to burrow inside…

— James Cox

Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus Burnett

— Bad Boys 2

“My body had some sort of reaction to my erection, and the only thing I could think to do was vigorously rub the affected…

— Jarod Kintz

A friend asked me once, 'Are you worried about getting an erection on stage?' I said, 'No, that would be great!' Rather the opposite…

— Daniel Radcliffe

“I look over the back of the chair to make sure he’s still asleep. He is. And he still has an erection. I can’t…

— Charlie Evans

“My bed’s as big as a medium-sized apartment in New York City. And my erection is equal to a small.”

— Jarod Kintz

To extend oneself does not necessarily mean to have an erection.

— Perry Brass

“In barely minutes he was hard again, an aching erection ever ready to serve her need.”

— Skye Warren

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana