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You’re as likely to see me sleeping on the job as a snooze…

“You’re as likely to see me sleeping on the job as a snooze is liable to grow legs 26.2 miles long and run a larm. What’s a larm? A buzzing sound the length of a marathon, but I always sleep through them—including the one in Boston.” quote by Jarod Kintz
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““You’re as likely to see me sleeping on the job as a snooze is liable to grow legs 26.2 miles long and run a larm. What’s a larm? A buzzing sound the length of a marathon, but I always sleep through them—including the one in Boston.””

Jarod Kintz

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A humorous exaggeration about sleeping on the job, comparing it to an absurdly long, running alarm, highlighting laziness and absurdity.

In simple terms: Exaggerated laziness with a funny alarm.

Key Takeaway

Don’t let absurd excuses dominate work.

Themes

humor workplace laziness absurdity

Mood

playful sarcastic

Type

comedic observational

When to use this quote

  • office culture
  • time management
  • productivity training
  • comedic writing

Key Concepts

exaggeration social commentary

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do you stay alert at work?
  • What absurd excuses have you heard?
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