The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.

Chocolate just may be the healthiest thing you can put in your mouth.

— Chris Kilham

Heaven is a homegrown cucumber

— Alys Fowler

“Every day Fu-shee, the smaller children, and I fan out in the hills around Green Dragon to strip trees of their bark and leaves,…

— See Lisa

I'm cool as a cucumber, baby.

— Thomas Middleditch

“The pearlfish swims up a sea cucumber's anus, makes itslef comfortable, and eats its host's gonads.”

— Matt Simon

“The world is like a cucumber—today it's in your hand, tomorrow up your arse.”

— Lawrence Durrell

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around them. That's all you need to know.…

— Marcus Aurelius

Cucumber reminds me of my mother making me eat sprouts.

— Mark Lawrenson

Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.

— Samuel Johnson

“9.3.88.32.025: The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the…

— Jasper Fforde

I love to eat cucumber sticks with yogurt. It's a great snack to have at home, especially when I'm having house guests.

— Gabriela Isler

I can see my competitors sweating, and I am cool as a cucumber.

— Adam Rippon

In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber.

— Yuliya Snigir

“I was as cool as a cucumber”

— Jenny Han

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to know.

— Marcus Aurelius