Heaven is a homegrown cucumber

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to know.

— Marcus Aurelius

Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass.

— Lawrence Durrell

The horse does not eat cucumber salad

— Johann Philipp Reis

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

— Irena Chalmers

Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and ay,…

— Marcus Aurelius

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first…

— Jasper Fforde

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around them. That's all you need to know.…

— Marcus Aurelius

I like a pickled cucumber. A regular cucumber I'm not so interested in.

— Jeff Goldblum

Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.

— Samuel Johnson

In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber.

— Yuliya Snigir

“9.3.88.32.025: The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the…

— Jasper Fforde

I love to eat cucumber sticks with yogurt. It's a great snack to have at home, especially when I'm having house guests.

— Gabriela Isler

I can see my competitors sweating, and I am cool as a cucumber.

— Adam Rippon

“I was as cool as a cucumber”

— Jenny Han

Cucumber reminds me of my mother making me eat sprouts.

— Mark Lawrenson