My penis is so long that my urethra—not including my…

I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before,…

— Anonymous

When you have a tiny bladder you become very adept at finding and remembering clean public bathrooms.

— Gillian Jacobs

Life with most teenagers was like having a low-grade bladder infection. It hurts, but you had to tough it out.

— Anne Lamott

Playing dead is difficult with a full bladder.

— Diane Lane

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you…

— Jean Kerr

I was 52 years old. I had diabetes and incipient arthritis. I had lost my gall bladder and most of my thyroid gland in…

— Ray Kroc

Please, by all the blessed saints and their bladders, tell me you two didn’t…Have you lost all semblance of intelligence? (Syn)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

You cannot achieve happiness. Happiness happens and is a transitory stage. Imagine how happy I felt when I got relief from bladder pressure. How…

— Anonymous

My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.

— Bob Schieffer

No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders.

— Germaine Greer

“The past twelve weeks had been a blur, and now she was about to meet her baby via ultrasound, go home with a picture…

— Julia Kent

Health experts working on a union backed screening program to detect bladder cancer in a Georgia chemical plant were stunned when the local (ACS)…

— Jack Anderson

I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found…

— Mike Birbiglia

“You still there?’ he asked. ‘Yes,’ she said. ‘You must have a bladder like Lake Erie. I think empires rose and fell in the…

— Neil Gaiman

My pappy told me never to bet my bladder against a brewery or get into an argument with people who buy ink by the…

— Lane Kirkland