My name is Yogurt Vonnegut, and I write with a spoon.

The book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer, the wheel. Once invented, it cannot be improved. You cannot make a spoon that is…

— Umberto Eco

“Sharp like a spoon, that one. Anyway,”

— Ethan Cross

To be born in Wales, not with a silver spoon in your mouth, but, with music in your blood and with poetry in your…

— Brian Harris

You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and…

— Ilona Andrews

“I’d dig your grave with a spoon, if the earth were made of green Jell-O.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Only the spoon,” replied the don, “knows the pot’s sorrows.”

— Daniel Silva

“She laughed. “Oh, I like it. Don’t we, boys?” All three men made appreciative sounds. I had the feeling they’d have sat up and…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

There is no spoon. I am completely spoonless over here.

— Jim Butcher

To spoon-feed people their comedy is not the proper evolution of the art.

— Michael Mosley

I have my own method of bending spoons.(bends the spoon with his hands) Ha! Muscle over mind!

— Red

“The sonogram didn't exist at the time; the spoon was the next best thing.”

— Jeffrey Eugenides

I usually dont like to spoon feed my audience, because I grew up idolizing story tellers who tell stories using symbolism, so it was…

— The Weeknd

STFU, you greedy lek spoon back

— Trevor Jex King

I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife…

— Thom Yorke

I was just taught very early that if I didn't solve problems, I was headed for a very dark path. Problems were everywhere. Now,…

— Homaro Cantu