My cock is camouflaged. Check your bush.

“I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.
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— Jarod Kintz

“There is betrayal here, in what I do, but in betrayal I am finally camouflaged.”

— Lauren Slater

“They came silently as ghosts themselves, swept along like leaves being scattered about them in the scurrying east wind. Yet their running forms seemed…

— David Clement-Davies

“She always camouflaged herself as a crowd. I've never been lonely, she said, but sometimes it's hard to think above the noise.”

— Brian Andreas

“and descended into a nearby meadow. When it was still several feet from the ground, five men jumped out and landed in the knee-high…

— Jason Tesar

“If a gorgeous woman hits on me right off the bat, I’m suspicious. I wonder what she wants. If she hasn’t heard my wit,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“Yes, the hermitage is underground--miles beneath the surface of Antarctica. And yes, Ike refers to it as unten--literally 'under' or 'below.' But, hello, it's…

— Mark Leyner

“The trick to saying the word cock , is to do it like you have one in your mouth.”

— Geoffrey Knight

Paris Hilton said that's hot when she saw my cock, that's hot

— Hollywood Undead

“He looked down at his flaccid cock. "Congratulations," he said. "You've just fucked yourself to death.”

— Madeline Sheehan

“His cock was beautiful. He had low hanging balls. His dick, which was long like the rest of him, was standing proud. The skin…

— James Cox

“My mother said my father had a drop of dragon blood.” “Two drops. That, or a cock six feet long.”

— George R.R. Martin

“That's all there is, enlightenment on the end of a cock. It doesn't get any more Zen than that.”

— Jaden Wilkes