It was actually kind of fun playing with another cock.

“That's all there is, enlightenment on the end of a cock. It doesn't get any more Zen than that.”

— Jaden Wilkes

“My mother said my father had a drop of dragon blood.” “Two drops. That, or a cock six feet long.”

— George R.R. Martin

“His cock was beautiful. He had low hanging balls. His dick, which was long like the rest of him, was standing proud. The skin…

— James Cox

“He looked down at his flaccid cock. "Congratulations," he said. "You've just fucked yourself to death.”

— Madeline Sheehan

Paris Hilton said that's hot when she saw my cock, that's hot

— Hollywood Undead

“The trick to saying the word cock , is to do it like you have one in your mouth.”

— Geoffrey Knight

“Yes, the hermitage is underground--miles beneath the surface of Antarctica. And yes, Ike refers to it as unten--literally 'under' or 'below.' But, hello, it's…

— Mark Leyner

That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.

— Ari Gold

“The cock does not just crow! It crows for a reason. Do not just concentrate on the cock crowing and mind the reason why…

— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“Who doesn’t love cock?”

— Hanif Kureishi

“She took his mouth, gave it a nice little bite as she ground against him. "There you are," she murmured. "Well, you've left me…

— J.D. Robb

“I am so dying to know what cookies are slang for.” “Probably his cock,” Jacob plopped down on the arm of the couch. “Oh…

— J. Lynn

“And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.”

— George R.R. Martin

“You aren't getting my cock until you come again. I want you to come so hard my whole hand is wet with it.”

— Laura Kaye

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

— Superbad