Life's too short to take yourself seriously, and too long…

I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't have a…

— Shaquille O'Neal

“I’ve said over and over again jokingly that the only way a woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different…

— Steve Harvey

I jokingly refer to the word 'gourmet' as the 'g' word.

— Arthur Schwartz

“My knight,” I said jokingly before I had a chance to stop myself. Too late I realized. ~Charlie~”

— J.L.Clayton

When people used to ask me why I got involved with Hollywood films, I would say jokingly that it was for the health insurance.

— Spalding Gray

I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there's so much stuff…

— Aaron McGruder

Life's too short to eat anywhere else.

— Ruth Fertel

Life's too short to dance with fat chicks

— Hank Moody

There's no point regretting things. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Life's too short to worry about things I've said.

— Robbie Williams

Just think life's too short to get hung up on maybes.

— A. Meredith Walters

Life's too short to be shoehorned into a box that isn't for you.

— Lauren Mayberry

“Life's too short to hold back forgiveness.”

— Katie Kacvinsky

Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.

— Neil Pasricha

Life's too short to deal with other people's insecurities.

— Anthony Hopkins

Time moves on and we later regret the things not done, the words not said, the love not shown, life's too short, do what…

— Nishan Panwar