I want to assure you, I’m not that kind of pervert. But…

“As she stood in the corner, I thought her elbow was her nipple. That’s just the kind of pervert I am.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I guess I am just a pervert with rapist facial hair.” “Well, you’re my kind of pervert.”

— Karina Halle

People have this notion of me being this sweet, nice girl, but I'm kind of a pervert.

— Michelle Branch

Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead.

— Rick Riordan

“Money, like a person whose first name is Money, shouldn’t be what you spend your time fantasizing about. And the same goes for goats…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to make magical music. And no, I’m not talking about sex and wailing orgasms, you pervert. That’s my sister…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like Dracula uses binoculars. I swear that pervert peeps on me every night from the tree across the street.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Is he bothering you?" "Nah just some old pervert waiting for the sex show." The ghost lips curled "If I was alive I'd teach…

— Kelley Armstrong

“so hot that the locals claimed a pervert was a man who preferred women to beer”

— Terry Hayes

They say you should never mix business with pleasure. It's hard not to when you're a gynecologist and a pervert.

— Anonymous

“It was her, the crazy sex pervert next dioor. She wanted me to shove things up her ass.”

— Angelina Rain

“Oh, there's a wholesome outing.' I say. 'Let's all skip down to the cop shop to register my daddy as a pervert. What fun.”

— Laura Wiess

“If it is bad to debase the innocence of a private individual, whose influence on the affairs of the world is minimal, it is…

— Frederick the Great

I've got a black woolen hat and it's got Pervert written across the front of it. It's the name of the clothing label. And…

— Ewan McGregor

The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics.

— Ilona Andrews