I put my deodorant on like I’m painting my armpits with a…

There's no deodorant like success.

— Elizabeth Taylor

“I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternity is a long time to have stinky armpits.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Your deodorant smells like my armpit. And yet I get no royalty from the manufacturer.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I sure wish deodorant tasted like butter, because then I could keep mashed potatoes warm and tasty in my armpits all day long.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant.”

— Jarod Kintz

Whenever I see a Frans Hals I feel like painting, but when I see a Rembrandt I feel like giving up!

— Max Liebermann

I've turned down soap and deodorant commercials - it wasn't my route.

— Mitch Gaylord

Money is the best deodorant.

— Elizabeth Taylor

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to…

— George Burns

Common sense is like deodorant; those that need it most, dont use it.

— Thegr81

I just always feel that you need Degree deodorant when you have those moments whether they are embarrassing or whatever, but every day you…

— Ashley Tisdale

“Success is like a deodorant it covers all the dirty smell”

— manoj

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

— Harlan Ellison

Everybody's body is different, some people wear natural deodorant we're trying to change what we put into our bodies to be more healthy.

— Judi Love