I’m underwater on my mortgage. Thankfully, I live on a…

“I’m underwater on my mortgage, and I have a flooded movie theater for rent. Scuba tank and popcorn not included.”

— Jarod Kintz

The scariest stunt I've ever done was on 'Captain America.' We were doing some underwater sequence. I was in a submarine, and Chris Evans…

— Richard Armitage

“He could smoke through the water as though an aquamarine submarine, he could sever the festoonery of the poolside ebb and eddy into fiery…

— Kirk Marshall

When you're on a submarine you're usually underwater for months at a time, and you don't get to Skype or make phone calls. When…

— Jessy Schram

“Let’s see! I’ll put you to work right away! Aye! No—first I’ll give you a tour! No—I’ll introduce you to my crew! No—I’ll let…

— Lemony Snicket

“Two guys, a man and a beast, were walking underwater, when two goats began fishing for political votes. That’s when I fell in love,…

— Jarod Kintz

“If you’re wrestling someone underwater, don’t try to choke them, because it’s redundant since they already can’t breathe.”

— Jarod Kintz

When you look at almost every submarine movie, to some degree or another, there's this 'Moby Dick' element, this Ahab element to them.

— Kevin Macdonald

In the Arctic I met some Russian sailors on a submarine and they chorused, "Gordon's alive!"

— Brian Blessed

To work with Richard [Ayoade] is my favourite thing in the world. He is my favourite person. So, it was great for me to…

— Yasmin Paige

In the long course of history, having people who understand your thought is much greater security than another submarine.

— J. William Fulbright

“On a sub, you know, there's no place for things to drain to. The survivors claimed that the blood was knee-deep all through the…

— Neal Stephenson

“The dangers of the sea should always take precedence over the violence of the enemy”

— Ben Bryant

“Something bashed against the submarine with such a tremendous force that the vessel rocked violently from side to side, throwing people back and forth.…

— Dean F. Wilson

“I tell my parents I'm going out for pudding. They think this might be a nickname for heroin.Mum makes the international face for 'is…

— Joe Dunthorne