I have about as much practice sleeping as everyone else…

I'm sleeping like a baby, too. Every two hours, I wake up, screaming.

— Colin Powell

I love sleeping. Its like being dead, but without the commitment.

— Brii Ann

And that phrase - 'sleeping like a baby.' Some blonde said it blithely on the subway the other day. I wanted to lie down…

— Jenny Offill

“It were … she’d fell asleep, and she’d fell asleep on him. Like she trusted him that much she could just sleep, she were…

— Stacia Kane

Sleeping like an internet person takes commitment, it all starts in the late afternoon.

— Troye Sivan

If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby?

— Nikhil Saluja

I like sleeping, its like death without commitment.

— Anonymous

My mind is often half-sleeping, like in a daydream.

— Agnes Varda

“I was sleeping like a baby - waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants.”

— John Swartzwelder

Meditating takes on a different quality when someone taps you on the shoulder and says, "Dad, why are you sleeping like that?"

— Misha Collins

“I’m romantic. I’ll try to make your bed while you’re still sleeping in it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“For better sleep tonight, pre-order your duck fight today. It’ll give your pillow the energy you need to power slumber through to the morning.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A boring machine, would it drill holes—or put you to sleep? The two-party political system, that’s a boring machine, though voters are waking up.…

— Jarod Kintz

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

— Frank Zappa

“I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.”

— Nicole McKay