I did a face plant. Ivy was her name.

“Oh, a dainty plant is the Ivy green, That creepeth o’er ruins old! Of right choice food are his meals, I ween, In his…

— Charles Dickens

I am a true adorer of life, and if I can't reach as high as the face of it, I plant my kiss somewhere…

— Saul Bellow

“It took every ounce of Mina’s willpower not to do a face plant into the table.”

— Chanda Hahn

“The rich mould of dead men’s graves. Creeping where grim death has been, A rare old plant is the Ivy green. Whole ages have…

— Charles Dickens

Oh, a dainty plant is the ivy green, That creepeth o'er ruins old! Of right choice food are his meals, I ween, In his…

— Charles Dickens

“When did we see each other face-to-face? Not until you saw into my cracks and I saw into yours.”

— John Green

Friend: Ew, did you see that!? Me: Your face!? Mhm, I did.

— Anonymous

Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass.

— Draco Malfoy

I did not see his face, because he was all covered with blood.

— Lizzie Andrew Borden

Who was that fatman buried in your place? Just another imitator, plastic surgeons did his face.

— Loudon Wainwright III

When did we see each other face-to-face? Not until you saw into my cracks and I saw into yours. Before that, we were just…

— John Green

“A flower blooms in my heart. You may call that love, but I call it water conservation.”

— Jarod Kintz

I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me F*** you. Then Ill go back to that person and pin the…

— Jarod Kintz

There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with…

— Mitch Hedberg

Consideration is the soil in which wisdom may be expected to grow, and strength be given to every up-springing plant of duty.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson