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“I can’t tell you how much I love kissing ass. Especially wealthy, cellulose-stippled ass. But I’ll smile as big as a personified yellow circle and assure the hiring manager that I was born to serve. I’ll tell him that while other kids wanted to be cops or firemen when they grew up, I wanted to be…” quote by Jarod Kintz
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““I can’t tell you how much I love kissing ass. Especially wealthy, cellulose-stippled ass. But I’ll smile as big as a personified yellow circle and assure the hiring manager that I was born to serve. I’ll tell him that while other kids wanted to be cops or firemen when they grew up, I wanted to be Florence Nightingale.””

Jarod Kintz

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

The speaker satizes excessive flattery in job hunting, likening it to absurdly praising a target.

In simple terms: Flattery is portrayed as absurd and insincere.

Key Takeaway

Avoid over‑flattering.

Themes

career humor authenticity

Mood

cynical witty

Type

satirical observational

When to use this quote

  • job interviews
  • networking events
  • performance reviews

Key Concepts

corporate culture social dynamics self‑presentation

Questions to Reflect On

  • When does flattery become counterproductive?
  • How can authenticity be maintained?
A Different Perspective

Risk of alienating others with sarcasm.

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