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Both sexes have assholes, and both sexes have nipples. Yet…

“Both sexes have assholes, and both sexes have nipples. Yet only asshole is a genderless derogatory term. In the name of equality and linguistic diversity, I’m going to start using the word nipple as a synonym for asshole. Example: “Bra, you’re being an asshole.” “Nah, bra, you’re being the nipple.” quote by Jarod Kintz
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““Both sexes have assholes, and both sexes have nipples. Yet only asshole is a genderless derogatory term. In the name of equality and linguistic diversity, I’m going to start using the word nipple as a synonym for asshole. Example: “Bra, you’re being an asshole.” “Nah, bra, you’re being the nipple.””

Jarod Kintz

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

Both genders have flaws, but language treats them differently; the author proposes using “nipple” as a gender‑neutral insult.

In simple terms: Gendered insults are unfair; propose a neutral alternative.

Key Takeaway

Consider language’s impact on equality.

Themes

gender equality language social norms humor

Mood

thoughtful ironic critical

Type

satirical philosophical

When to use this quote

  • online discussions
  • casual conversation
  • comedy sketches

Key Concepts

sociolinguistics gender studies political correctness

Questions to Reflect On

  • Does swapping words change attitudes?
  • How can humor promote genuine equality?
A Different Perspective

Changing terminology may not address deeper biases.

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