An umbrella is a portable shelter. My penis is a portable…

“I stood under the umbrella for hours before I folded it up and started walking. Umbrellas can block the sun, shield the rain, and…

— Jarod Kintz

Anonymity would be a fantastic umbrella. I don't like intrusion.

— Anonymous

A banker is a person who gives you an umbrella when it's sun and who takes it away when it starts raining.

— FJLobato

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

— George Carlin

“what, are you mad? are you staring at me because my umbrella is more manly than yours is?”

— brendon urie

All men are equal — all men, that is to say, who possess umbrellas.

— E. M. Forster

“Opportunities are like drops of rain…you have to welcome them, harvest them and make them turn around. If you carry an umbrella all the…

— Balroop Singh

'Roc The Life' is a song I wrote with The Dream, who made 'Umbrella,' 'Single Ladies' and loads more.

— Rita Ora

To me, all music that is made under the umbrella of the United States of America is Americana music.

— Marty Stuart

“The old woman took the umbrella, gratefully, and smiled her thanks. “You’ve a good heart,” she told him. “Sometimes that’s enough to see you…

— Neil Gaiman

When it rains manna from heaven, some people put up an umbrella. Others reach for a big spoon.

— Peter Drucker

I think I will always feel a special relationship with The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, because for me it was something very, very special. It…

— Catherine Deneuve

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

— Mae West

My own take on the word "transgender" is that it's an umbrella term for anyone who breaks any rules, laws, guidelines or protocol of…

— Kate Bornstein

“An umbrella with many holes is better than no umbrella!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan