A brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if…

“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…

— Jarod Kintz

“he can see through a brick wall in time (as they say in Bree). But”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyway?
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— Jarod Kintz

I am always really buzzed after each performance, and at around one in the morning, Ill hit a brick wall and need to sleep.

— Hattie Morahan

“A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to separate the Jorges from the hoorays.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to brighten up your day, like a lampshade over the sun dangling down over your dining room table. You’d…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a replacement for an erection. Hey, I did it in the early 2000s, and I gave birth to…

— Jarod Kintz

Kanan is a big road through the Santa Monica Mountains. Between mid-March and mid-April, when you get over to the western side of the…

— John C. McGinley

“His whole life was a sham, a fairy tale. The truth hidden behind a wall of lies, each lie another brick in the wall…

— Shaun Jeffrey

Even a brick wants to be something

— Louis Kahn

I like using LEGO bricks as a medium because I enjoy seeing people’s reaction to artwork created from something with which they are familiar.…

— Nathan Sawaya

This is way better than a brick & mrtoar establishment.

— Aundre

“A brick could be renamed something clever and cute, like President, and repackaged and resold to a solid base of sheep consumers every four…

— Jarod Kintz

“I would rather build a relationship than a wall. Can you pass me another brick?”

— Jarod Kintz