The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
I wonder what Soulja Boy ate for breakfast today...YOOOOUUUUUUUUU , Soulja Boy is a cannibal. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Even if it's a white crowd, I tell my jokes for the four black people in the room, not the 100 whites. — Gary Owen Copy Share Image
“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop of a hat. — James Cromwell Copy Share Image
I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold. — Bernhard Langer Copy Share Image
Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are always a lot of jokes and good vibes floating through the studio so tattooing all day doesn't feel like a… — William Webb Copy Share Image
What is a sense of humor? Surely not the ability to understand a joke. It comes rather from a residing feeling of… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
Any so-called leader who does not take this issue (climate change) seriously or treats it like a joke is not fit to… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
I do a few jokes about the economy but from an everyday person perspective. People like to laugh, and they especially like… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring… — Horla Copy Share Image
There are practical things which contribute to a joke's funniness. People will find a joke funnier if they are sitting closer together,… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
He did not like the grown-ups who talked down to him, but the ones who went on talking in their usual way,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some comedians are silly or goofy or straight joke writers who avoid anything subversive or political. Others are drawn to it. The… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
“Bleeding for a decade For a decade, We bleed like there is no hell but the earth We bleed like we were… — Arzum Uzun Copy Share Image
Almost any tale of our doings is comic. We are bottomlessly comic to each other. Even the most adored and beloved person… — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image
There is something about being a director where, for me personally, I get to . . . it's the closest I'll ever… — Barry Sonnenfeld Copy Share Image
Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
I tend to have a lot of jokes about ex-girlfriends. They always ask me if they will be the subject of a… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
