Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: Its surely the past tense. — Curly Copy Share Image
When I was a child, if someone had talked to me about buying water, I would have thought it was a joke. — Assata Shakur Copy Share Image
I can't imagine saying the same joke for three hours. I don't know how that would work. — Daniela Bobadilla Copy Share Image
English had hit upon a splendid joke. The intended to catch me or to bring me down. — Manfred von Richthofen Copy Share Image
I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
We realised that it was important to embrace this popcorn logic, that it works, that it's funnier when you fire 20 rounds… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon. — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a… — ZhatsPrincess Copy Share Image
It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
What I don't like today is, to put it coarsely, the phony Hasidism, the phony mysticism. Many students say, "Teach me mysticism."… — Elie Wiesel Copy Share Image
What is the best sexual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?… Ask my parents! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like to wear a "Do Not Disturb" sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock-knock jokes. "Hey,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Most of my favorite tweets go completely ignored but most of my favorite tweets are probably really lame or inside jokes between… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
The one thing I've found you really can't joke about - and people think it's death or something - is money. No… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
My driver Kellie Frost and I would race these fellows home and they were always faster on the highway. We did the… — Madeleine Stowe Copy Share Image
When you tell filthy jokes as if they were all really serious, and happening all in the life of one family, it… — Momus Copy Share Image
Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I LOVE WAL-MART. I CONSIDER MY JOKES TO BE VERY JEUVINILLE. STUFF A 14 YEAR OLD WOULD LAUGH AT BECAUSE THATS THE… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
My life, my life, now I speak of it as of something over, now as of a joke which still goes on,… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
Juan called on an FM radio station & said, I've found a wallet with 15,000 pesos & also an ID of a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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