I actually write some pretty tough jokes. I don't want to push the "soft" angle too much. — Allison Silverman Copy Share Image
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.” — Carl White Copy Share Image
“others swapped lewd jokes and fictitious tales of several kinds of booty scored.” — Hugh Howey Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I don't want them hip white people coming up to me and calling me no n - - or telling me n… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's… — Nancy Sinatra Copy Share Image
I was pretty locked up emotionally as a kid - my family situation was tumultuous. But I was extroverted. So when I… — Lindsay Wagner Copy Share Image
Jokes about my surname aren't a big deal at all. In fact, that's what jokes are meant for - you laugh and… — Manushi Chhillar Copy Share Image
Jokes are one of the things that bind the culture. If you can't have jokes about everybody in society and if one… — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
Maybe it's because I have too much pride or self-respect, but I thought, 'Why does a guy who has thinning hair and… — Paul Giamatti Copy Share Image
It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
I try to play the stiff, as much as I can, and play it dry, which is sometimes hard for me. My… — John Cho Copy Share Image
There's nothing like being in fashion. A man that has once got his character up for a wit is always sure of… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
I have this natural thing in my head that when I sit down to write something serious, I tend to make jokes.… — Justin Simien Copy Share Image
Is there any other democracy where the voters are as spoiled as they are in the United States? Especially, of course, in… — Michael Kinsley Copy Share Image
We associate the North Atlantic with cod. The motto of Newfoundland used to be 'In cod we trust.' It was a joke,… — Simon Winchester Copy Share Image
Actually, I started as a ventriloquist and my music teacher said, "Why don't you emcee the talent show?" My act was out… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
It was always the most fun thing in the world to think of a joke area and talk about it with someone… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
