“Right at the flamingo orgy! Left at the multiethnic roof Santas! Straight past the pissing cherubs!” — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I believe that all women are pretty without makeup- but with the right makeup can be pretty powerful. — Bobbi Brown Copy Share Image
Manage by exception.Only require reporting when there is a deviation from the plan. — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
“what you know and don’t deny that you don’t know and knowing this you know what and why you don’t know. Right?” — Jennifer Hillman Copy Share Image
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand. — Fritz Maytag Copy Share Image
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“You took your clothes off?" "You didn't notice?" "No! Jeez Louise, I don't even know you." "If you look under the covers,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who talks less or keeps quiet whenever they are with or around you does that because they find you interesting… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well.… — Ron Glass Copy Share Image
People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Go on, you've claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that penis replacement you call… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
“Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Darcy’s hand suddenly rammed angrily into a bowl of fruit and grasped an innocent, unsuspecting orange. “Enough. The woman is demented. Our… — Karen V. Wasylowski Copy Share Image
Within less than an hour, Chuck and I easily located what could well be the correct platform, where we pass the time… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“One thing I’d realized in the last year was that there were some things no one could give you permission to do.… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
“She shrugged and flipped her glossy hair behind her shoulders. "What else do you have to do with your time besides think… — Stacey Kade Copy Share Image
“Raney flipped the book over and looked at the jacket cover, realized it was one of the books Bo had left at… — Carol Cassella Copy Share Image
“I shot him a look. "That bouncer was really big." His lips quirked. "Oh, Kitten, see, I try not to say bad… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I can’t help but smile when I read that someone was inspired by the voices in their head and how they just… — Angelique Jones Copy Share Image
