Humorous Quotes by William J. Clinton

An innocent bureaucratic snafu

— William J. Clinton

I misled people, including even my wife

— William J. Clinton

It is a $270 billion cut in medicare

— William J. Clinton

They are cutting medicare

— William J. Clinton

Character doesn't matter.

— William J. Clinton

I have no intention of raising taxes

— William J. Clinton

I was not elected to produce a pile of vetoes.

— William J. Clinton

I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her.

— William J. Clinton

I am trying to be honest with you and it hurts me. Now...

— William J. Clinton

Nearly everyone will lie to you given the right circumstances.

— William J. Clinton

If a President of the United States ever lied to the American people he should resign.

— William J. Clinton

I'm sure I spent more time in Texas than anybody else who had run for President recently.

— William J. Clinton

It is inconceivable that anyone could say we have tried to hide anything

— William J. Clinton

And I have a plan to do even better, to end welfare as we know it

— William J. Clinton

I was also very concerned about protecting my family

— William J. Clinton

When I was a younger man and had a life, I owned an El Camino pickup in the '70s. It was a…

— William J. Clinton

[They let] friendship with the leaders in China obscure our devotion to freedom and democracy when those kids set up in Tiananmen…

— William J. Clinton

I admire that about the Republicans: The evidence does not faze them. They are not bothered at all by the facts.

— William J. Clinton

The last time I checked, the Constitution said, 'of the people, by the people and for the people.' That's what the Declaration…

— William J. Clinton

$100,000 donors buy access to Congress and the White House. We believe it's long past time to clean up Washington.

— William J. Clinton

In addition I had real and serious questions about an independent counsel investigation that began with private business dealings twenty years ago

— William J. Clinton

You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say.

— William J. Clinton

constituted a critical lapse in judgement and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely responsable

— William J. Clinton

I'm just trying to suppress my natural impulses and get back to work.

— William J. Clinton

We will reduce the White House staff by 25 percent

— William J. Clinton

I don't think the Republicans can damage my character

— William J. Clinton

For four years we've been cooperating exhaustively

— William J. Clinton

I take full responsability...for what we did. It was the right thing to do.

— William J. Clinton

I pledge that I have no intention of raising taxes in my second term.

— William J. Clinton

It is time to stop personal destruction and prying into private lives

— William J. Clinton

I issued a number of denials to people I thought needed to hear them

— William J. Clinton

We're not talking about a few rooms here with delicate personal matters involved.

— William J. Clinton

Almost makes you want to go to jail out here, doesn't it?

— William J. Clinton

When you get asked hundreds of questions, it's not possible to remember the answer to every one.

— William J. Clinton

It might suprise you to know I think I raised them too much, too

— William J. Clinton

The most ethical administration in the history of the Republic.

— William J. Clinton

Indeed I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong

— William J. Clinton

I will tell you this: I will not raise taxes on the middle-class to pay for these programs.

— William J. Clinton

I am committed to curbing the influence of money in our political system.

— William J. Clinton