Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself. — Mae West Copy Share Image
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“He says in his defence he never meddled with married women, only with virgins.” — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“Yes, he's an equal opportunity asshole," Szilard said. "And he's aware of it, which he thinks means it's okay.” — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom. — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
“Once I got home, though, and saw several packages on my front porch, all the crap from the day disappeared. A few… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Nixon’s offences had been so long in the past, so much part of a different era that he now seemed like some… — Jacob M. Appel Copy Share Image
The method (of learning Japanese) recommended by experts is to be born as a Japanese baby and raised by a Japanese family,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saturday night in Toledo Ohio, Is like being nowhere at all, All through the day how the hours rush by, You sit… — John Denver Copy Share Image
I am absolutely sick unto death of hearing people say - they all say this; it must be Item One on the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“Hello there," Inigo hollered when he could wait no more. The man in black glanced up and grunted. "I've been watching you."… — William Goldman Copy Share Image
“Much slower, I turned around to see Vlad examining his fingernails, as if his hands weren't still ablaze in the flames that… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Darcy rolled the quill between his fingers and looked with benign pity upon his cousin. “You should, you know. It’s a wonderful… — Karen V. Wasylowski Copy Share Image
“... It wasn't my finest moment, but I rolled my eyes and actually huffed. "Fine, don't answer. I don't even know why… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“There were two books I remember changing my life as a introverted, bookish 14 year old. The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand and… — Christopher Odell Homsley Copy Share Image
... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image