“I'm a devil at a quick mistake, and when I make one it takes the form of Lead.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
If a President of the United States ever lied to the American people he should resign. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
“I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, “Morning breath!” — Melissa Aragon Copy Share Image
“Be wary the treasure you pluck is not attached to the toe of a dragon.” — Melissa McPhail Copy Share Image
We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries. — S. J. Perelman Copy Share Image
Never draw anything you can copy, never copy anything you can trace, never trace anything you can cut out and paste up. — Wally Wood Copy Share Image
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. — Colonel Sanders Copy Share Image
“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole… — Bjarne Stroustrup Copy Share Image
I write poems for children to help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world and to look at their lives… — Charles Ghigna Copy Share Image
“Zane wondered if Ty was a mama‟s boy. He tipped his head to the side, watching them as he picked out a… — Madeleine Urban Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Showing up underdressed is as smart as standing in the marketplace and shouting you've become an agent for the crown." "I'd hang… — Lynn Viehl Copy Share Image
“When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never… — Spuds Crawford Copy Share Image
In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department.… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. . . Small, large, round, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings, extra cheese. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing,… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
Indeed, it may be laid down as a general principle, that the more extended the ancestry, the greater the amount of violence… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
One night in Tokyo we watched two Japanese businessmen saying good-night to each other after what had clearly been a long night… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
First, there was Confucius. Then, the sayings of Chairman Mao. And now the pithy, ironic, and humorous insights of Ai Weiwei. I… — Jerome A. Cohen Copy Share Image
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system,… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
“That widow’s peak is preposterous. God. It really makes you feel the sad dearth of widow’s peaks in daily life. We could,… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
“I walked back by way of the sea-lions' enclosure to refresh my eyes with the King Penguin's perfect ecclesiastical tailoring. He was… — Edward Verrall Lucas Copy Share Image
“May my hands fall from my wrists before I kill an artist like yourself," said the man in black. "I would as… — William Goldman Copy Share Image
A great deal of the pupils time was spent going through, once again, the History of the Communist (Bolshevik) Party of the… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
