If your girlfriend is taller than you, you gotta make her sandwiches. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think my GirlFriend got a magical car. She just turned it into a lake. Stupid cunt... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend got secret weapons that prevent me from having to like football. They're called boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thinking of a good surprise to give your girlfriend? How about a thumb in the ass durning doggystyle. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish my girlfriend sucked my dick the way she sucks the fun out of everything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My GirlFriend told me that she want me to act a little more like her father. So I fucked her mom. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
COMMITMENT Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Both my girlfriend AND wife are out of town this week! Time to go find some lucky lady to nibble on my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
This guy in bus just asked if I brought my reusable bag back & I told him it's none of his business… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The thing I admire most in my girlfriend is her brains and the way that each of them has an attractive nipple… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend complains that she's tired of giving you blowjobs, just outsource the work to her sister. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend still looks good in her Driving License ID, she'll still look good after marriage. You've got a survivor there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Found out my girlfriend has been selling her pussy but it's OK she's just playing tricks on me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you don't text first, we won't talk - my only rule with my imaginary girlfriend — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Like to tell my girlfriend Great job on those tits before she leaves for work. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Getting your girlfriend all angry just so you can kiss her and make her shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
