I've got a sick sense of humour, a dark sense of humour. I do care about things and care about people but… — Limmy Copy Share Image
“Anticipation tingled in my stomach: the kind of tingle that at first you don’t know if it’s a good tingle or a… — Terry Murphy Copy Share Image
I love comedy, but it has to be hysterical and really amusing; I'm not really a big fan of romantic comedies, in… — Rachel Hurd-Wood Copy Share Image
I support the homies, like Mike Jay and Hannibal Buress. And I listen to Comedy Central Radio in the car. — Kenan Thompson Copy Share Image
I think its natural if youre doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure… — Judy Greer Copy Share Image
“It’s late and most of the clerks are at home in their beds, dreaming of swimming in pools filled with real money.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
There are so few jobs for comedians on networks, that taxi TV and elevator TV and all this stuff are what I… — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
I've done stand-up since I was 18 years old, and I absolutely love it, but I used to go onstage, and the… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I think all comedy has victims, really, ... Even if it's not a victim that appears on camera, usually there's a victim.… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
My son is trying to be a sports writer, and my daughter is a college student. She wants to be a comedy… — Howard Schultz Copy Share Image
Comedy and politics have a lot in common. Both are great ways to pick up chicks - just look at Governor Spitzer.… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
The goal with me, and the way I challenge myself as an actor, is to go from genre to genre. I like… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
The jostling of young minds against each other has this wonderful attribute that one can never foresee the spark, nor predict the… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
I'm sort of known in the comedy community as "Smooth Sailing," just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I love seeing the Oscar films and epic dramas. But I'd rather watch a romantic comedy than any other kind of movie.… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
I would be doomed if I didn't invent humor in my life. When I was young, I had all these punk and… — Nils Frahm Copy Share Image
I find that comedy is my specialty, but drama is slowly starting to move up in that rank. I've always liked playing… — Texas Battle Copy Share Image
It wouldn't matters If people will laugh at me and say the words I never want to hear Beside it will not… — Louaiq8 Copy Share Image
I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
I think in some parts of our English history we've had huge amounts of almost too much great comedy. You kind of… — Kate Bush Copy Share Image
Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
There's the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that's the best. After they… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
We're not MTV, we're not teenagers. We kind of have a little bit more of an idea of who we are and… — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
When you know to laugh and when to look upon things as too absurd to take seriously, the other person is ashamed… — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
“I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
I think of myself as an entertainer: I'm a performing entertainer, I'm a stand-up comic. But there's an artist at work here,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
Usually comedy is only available to us ladies in the romantic comedy. That's why I hate romantic comedies. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
“When you laugh and play, your body is calmed and energized by the release of natural opiates—endorphins that relax you physically and… — Jeanne Segal Copy Share Image
I do make a concscious effort to be genuine among other comedians. If I write something or try something that doesn't feel… — Brent Weinbach Copy Share Image
“Humor is a passive form of terrorism, of resistance, and of pseudo-aggression that has less to do with changing the world than… — Romain Gary Copy Share Image
I think comedy is incredibly discriminated against. It is one of the most enjoyed yet most condescended art forms in the world.… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
The big challenge for me is that my nature is more towards comedy, so I understand when a comedy thing is working;… — Ben Edlund Copy Share Image
I'd like to classify my life as a romantic comedy. Unfortunately I feel it's probably more like a TV reality show. — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
I always love the quirky stuff, which is why I love 'Childrens Hospital.' That really pushes the envelope of comedy. — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image