I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it,… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
The best comedy to me - and again, I grew up with comedy since I was a baby, so I've seen it… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
If anything, being a female has afforded me opportunities on YouTube that I necessarily didn't have in doing traditional comedy and auditioning… — Grace Helbig Copy Share Image
The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I… — Marjorie Pay Hinckley Copy Share Image
With While You Were Sleeping, it was so much fun and such a Cinderella story, that I didn't want to do another… — Bill Pullman Copy Share Image
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
When we can't laugh again and again on the same joke... there's no point crying again and again for the same pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Half of the time I don't know what they're talking about; their jokes seem to relate to a past that everyone but… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
In filming you're waiting. You're waiting for lights. You're waiting for people set things up. And when you're not waiting, you're repeating.… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
“Don’t give up on your dreams, goals, plans or Ideas because people are laughing at them. People who are narrow minded laugh… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
I kind of pride myself on coming onto things that are well-oiled machines and finding a way to bring what I bring… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
One of the first things that you learn as a stand-up is, you're the boss. It's your stage, and don't screw with… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I recently finished a job, an HBO movie 'Getting On,' a very dark comedy. It comes from a British series of the… — Niecy Nash Copy Share Image
People do need a social license to go, "Ha ha ha," and have a good time. It's a strange thing. There's a… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t enough that I had to worry about playing well and winning the game, but I also had to deal with… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
Any time you can build jokes around a story that resonates on an emotional level, it is going to have a big… — Will Arnett Copy Share Image
I really, really fear head injuries. But when people hit their heads in movies or fall down - I can't stop laughing. — Rachel Zucker Copy Share Image
There's always something interesting about comedy teams that have the exact same energy. The one time I really noticed that was Will… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
If something's true you should be able discuss it or ask whether it's true. It helps me as a comedian. But it… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon… — Seth Green Copy Share Image
Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin. — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
My sense of humor tends toward both the dark and the absurd - two great tastes that, in my opinion, taste great… — Ron Currie Jr Copy Share Image
If I am against the condition of the world, it is not because I am a moralist - it is because I… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
It's interesting to have the awkward moments play out, and the real human interactions. The more you cut that down, you lose… — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
It attracts all types. But I definitely call the comedy world the land of misfit toys. Looking around the room at my… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
The young comedians always ask me, 'What's the secret for staying around?' I tell them, 'There is no secret - just stay… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I really think the biggest honor, as a comic, is to get roasted by either the Friars Club or the Comedy Central… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I'm much more a European Italian than I am an American Italian, and I've always felt that that style of acting comedy… — Al Pacino Copy Share Image
My iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen, frustrated, and underused, like a wife… — Dara O Briain Copy Share Image
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If Shakespeare were alive today and writing comedy for the movies, he would be the head-liner for the Mack Sennett studios. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
I never thought of myself in comedy at all... I loved going to the theatre and seeing people wearing beautiful clothes come… — Imogene Coca Copy Share Image
If someone wants to make a joke about me smoking too much pot, I'm not going to get mad at them, because… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
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If you think women aren't able to cope on TV comedy panel shows, then have I got news for you: you're wrong. — Julia Hartley-Brewer Copy Share Image
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