“The gods we ourselves have created ruled us for centuries! What a great comedy! And what a great tragedy!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to do a real comedy. I haven't done enough, and it seems silly not to do more, considering the… — Tom Hollander Copy Share Image
I feel like a lot of my past career was going to film school, making a lot of different kinds of movies.… — Adam Shankman Copy Share Image
With comedic actors, you can write one joke or two jokes, sample dialogue, and they have the capacity to extrapolate. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I actually started in comedy, but then after 'Deadwood' I started concentrating on the dramas more. But then I just got tired… — Garret Dillahunt Copy Share Image
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here's the bad news. You just wasted it listening to this joke. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I have covered myself in meat many times. Many times for the sake of comedy. It wasn't always funny, but I did… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
I was doing experimental theater and experimental film in San Francisco, and I moved to Los Angeles, and what I got frustrated… — Amy Seimetz Copy Share Image
It happens a lot every four years, or it used to, every time the Paralympics comes around. They'll be like: 'We've had… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
If people would only think of my father's gift of comedy instead of his death, I would love it. I have an… — Freddie Prinze Jr Copy Share Image
What I love about the 'Alien' franchise is I would do all kinds of films - dramas, comedies, whatever - and every… — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
I am much more likely to care about someone trying to be funny and give them some credit for whatever he or… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer. Parodies are what you write when you are associate editor of the… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I think we're going to transition with our comedy programming, trying to broaden the audience and broaden what the network does. Those… — Robert Greenblatt Copy Share Image
A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke. All laughed like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy is such a frivolous world that it can make you addicted to the frivolity, and then a lot of people don't… — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
I think there's plenty of room, even in the most serious activist circles, for humor. Humor can be very effective both to… — Jello Biafra Copy Share Image
There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience.… — Hal Holbrook Copy Share Image
Comedy's my first love. I love that so much. You play comedy in drama, too. The difference between genres doesn't really change… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
I've done a lot of comedy recently, so I would really like to explore something else. I am hankering after a really… — Ophelia Lovibond Copy Share Image
I'm not a player, I'm an alien...My focus is on winning championships. I don't focus on anything else. Aliens only want to… — Metta World Peace Copy Share Image
Films do have suspense and tensions and scares and jumps, and I like to write things that have both in them, comedy… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
I tend to process stuff by making jokes about it. It's something that makes me annoying to be around in times of… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny. — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
Humor is the healthy way of feeling "distance" between one's self and the problem, a way of standing off and looking at… — Rollo May Copy Share Image
Everybody asks me this, whether I'm slightly annoyed that I didn't get to kiss Johnny Depp We would have laughed. — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
“This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. —Lin Yutang, The Importance of… — Oliver Benjamin Copy Share Image
My laughter won't last forever but neither will my tears. We say this life isn't perfect. And it isn't. It isn't perfectly… — Yasmin Mogahed Copy Share Image
I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust,… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect harmony. Has that edge of surprise...a little nuts and really funny. — Mick LaSalle Copy Share Image
When you have a couple hundred people in one huge space, that's gonna lead to jokes and it's a breeding ground for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Intelligent Pappu . . . . Teacher :Ye batao ki Duniya mei kitne desh hai ??? . . . . . .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the 'Comedy Central Roasts' for a while,… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
The only way to get better at stand-up is to do loads of gigs, and I don't know. I spread myself pretty… — Peter Serafinowicz Copy Share Image
There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
In high school, I didn't know what comedy was, but I was involved in speech and debate and public speaking. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
