Comedy Quotes · Page 264

If something makes me laugh really hard, it sticks in my head or my heart or somewhere inside me.

— Alan Tudyk

I should clarify that anyone that goes onstage and makes strangers laugh is insane. So I am insane.

— Jim Gaffigan

I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.

— Dave Attell

I as an individual can always take a joke on me, big time, there's no doubt on that.

— Kiku Sharda

“...posterity was a vaudeville joke audible only to those with front-row seats...”

— Roberto Bolano

Humor to a man is like a feather pillow.It is filled with what is easy to get but gives great comfort.

— Irish Proverb

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

— Mike Birbiglia

Just having someone make you laugh so hard that it hurts is so healing to me.

— Mariska Hargitay

Doing drama is a very welcome departure from comedy. Although I love doing both, I like to change it up a bit…

— Paul Butcher

Humor is a good way in general to get people together, I think. Of course, Danish humor is more ironic and sarcastic…

— Henrik Vibskov

You have to able to make fun of yourself. Don't take things too seriously and when people make fun of you, laugh…

— Taylor Swift

I never predicted that I'd be a comedian, but it was something that came so naturally to me. I just felt good…

— Omar Sy

“Roses are red, Violettes are bllue, Valentines day is consumerous crap,now don't you have ironing to do" Unlikely thing to read in…

— Mock of the week the show

There's a fallacy with stand up comedy, which is, people come up to comedians, and they go, 'You say what I think…

— Jim Jefferies

When I go out with my mates I'm never the centre of attention. Most of them, and they're probably right, keep telling…

— John Bishop

“Persistent ill-humour is all too clear an indication that someone is living contrary to his[her] intended purpose.”

— Jose Ortega y Gasset

You gotta understand, there weren't a whole lot of roles for Hispanics in the Eighties, so comedy was really the way I…

— Steven Michael Quezada

“A standard feature of situation comedy has some form of the main character "talking trash" to someone about a husband, wife, girl…

— Karl Albrecht

As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe…

— Bill Cosby

All Dickens's humour couldn't save Dickens, save him from his overcrowded life, its sordid and neurotic central tragedy and its premature collapse.…

— Stephen Leacock

At first I had no skills in writing comedy. I didn't know what a joke was, but, as someone once told me,…

— Steve Martin

According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having…

— Chuck Lorre

“The girdle went from just under my breasts to the top of my knees. It cinched me in pretty tight. In fact,…

— Mollie Gross

All of the elements of the comic way tend to spread to others, insinuating joy where it was previously absent. Conversation has…

— Joseph Rusling Meeker

Comedy is a downward slicing sword sometimes, looking down and laughing at people.

— Richard Herring

I'd actually love to do comedy. It would be great to go to work to get a laugh.

— Adrian Dunbar

I really just love making comedies; I love doing characters.

— Mike Myers

Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.

— Anonymous

On his teenage son: To be honest, I'm not sure the same kid comes home each night.

— John Bishop

Every time you make fun of someone, you show your insecurities and fears

— Lockedupoet

What are your mess | If you love me | good sense of humor,| but I do not like jokes

— Mak_786

It's very difficult to make comedy work; I think it's a very underrated genre.

— Andrew Scott

It's a mystery why certain people find certain things funny.

— John C. Reilly

When I do any stand-up, you're the writer, director, and producer. You're alone.

— Andrew Dice Clay

Anything traumatic in my life I've always dealt with through jokes and comedy.

— Paul Rudd

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

— Anthony Burgess

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

— George Carlin

Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.

— Bill Burr

You've got to learn to laugh in the face of adversity.

— Emily Atack

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

— Yakov Smirnoff