Hey Mom! I have good news! You got a 100% on your math test?! I said I have good news, not a miracle. — Maria Micah Rosales Copy Share Image
The secret of comedy is enjoying it. If you're not laughing, it's not going to be funny. — Sarah Alexander Copy Share Image
I'd like to do an action film, a full-on comedy film, family dramas and a soulful romantic film. — Vaani Kapoor Copy Share Image
Keenser is a smart alien. I try to bring a little bit of comedy into it, but he's a great thinker. — Deep Roy Copy Share Image
No one laughs at the same joke twice so why cry for the same person twice? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wit and playfulness represent a desperately serious transcendence of evil. Humor is both a form of wisdom and a means of survival. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
There's so much tragedy in people that we see every day that we don't have to make anything up. We don't have… — Eric Drooker Copy Share Image
With stand-up, you can be as freeform as you want to be. You can say what you want, how you want, at… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
Fate cast me to play the role of an ugly duckling with no promise of swanning. . . . I have played… — Marie Dressler Copy Share Image
People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
I'm definitely a romantic comedy dude because I'm a big romantic at heart. I'm a softy, so it's always nice to watch… — Sterling Knight Copy Share Image
And dilettantism is a humorous way to survive. Everybody understands you for it and everybody hates you for it. And not everybody… — Francesco Clemente Copy Share Image
I'm not built for war. I'm built for entertainment. I'm built for jokes - either telling them or being the butt of… — Josh Peck Copy Share Image
“The land, now, well I'll tell you how I feel about that. It's done a good job, as good as it was… — Jim Thompson Copy Share Image
The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
“Which made me laugh, of course. If you ever want to get truly hysterical, just get really, really scared, and then have… — Kristen D. Randle Copy Share Image
You can see desperation in people who are too eager to laugh because they're in such a hurry not to look at… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Well, the best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
Comedy isn't really something where you get discovered. You can't network your way to being funny or talented. It's not hard to… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards. — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
I always loved comedy growing up - Bob Hope, Red Skelton and Danny Kaye. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Having somebody help you doesn't mean that you have failed. It just means that you're not in it alone” — Messer (Life as we know it Copy Share Image
In our most desperate times, people going through true hardships use humor to cope. — Sean Baker Copy Share Image
What's with the poverty Tourette's? Why do these two think we need a hobo for president? — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I love going to the movie theatre, seeing live comedy, and going to amusement parks. — Jennette McCurdy Copy Share Image
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Creativity and lateral thinking have exactly the same basis as humour. — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
Laughter brings you to the earth, brings you down from your stupid ideas of being holier-than-thou. — Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. — Dara O Briain Copy Share Image
