Comedy Quotes · Page 180

Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.

— Milton Berle

If you are a small company taking on a big company, you need to have a sense of humor.

— Richard Branson

Laughing is a good medicine!but if you laugh without any reason then you need a medicine :P

— Haha

When I first realized that I wanted to be a stand-up comedian was when I was in the service.

— Rudy Ray Moore

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

— Amy Schumer

There's not many good comedies to watch - you know, comedies that make you glad you watched them.

— B. J. Novak

Life is so much funnier, When you have a Dirty mind. B)

— Evan

Take they cheese, take they spot, take they keys, make my faculty live happily ever after in laughter.

— Biggie Smalls

A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge.…

— Gabriel Iglesias

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to…

— Greg Behrendt

Daft Wee Stories' is, as the title says, daft wee stories. I just sort of rattled them out, tried to make them…

— Limmy

They be lying through thier teeth hope u slip up of your but I dont switch up I just laugh put my…

— Lupe Fiasco

I was good in comedy so I started getting such roles but as an actor you don't like to do same type…

— Satish Kaushik

I'm very adamant on social media about recommending comedians to people if they don't know them. I think it's so important to…

— Dolph Ziggler

When it's a comedy or drama or horror or romance, it's all the same. You want to be honest with the character.…

— Mila Kunis

I would love to do some more comedy. I would love to do some silliness. I would love to do some characters…

— Kari Matchett

There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any…

— John Oliver

I like working. I wish I could say I made a deliberate choice to comedy, but it's just what came my way.…

— John C. Reilly

I don't have the most confidence in the world, and I'd venture to say most women in comedy don't come from a…

— Cecily Strong

He very nearly stole a scene in my movie, and I didn't call him on it because I was just like, Hey,…

— Andy Dick

I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you…

— Chris Rock

You saw a lot of guys, especially in the early '90s, whose acts were a pitch for a sitcom. A lot of…

— Patton Oswalt

Gonzo . . . acidic hilarity . . . 'The Fun Parts' has fine moments, but it's not the whole Lipsyte story.…

— Janet Maslin

“To be present in history, even as nothing more than a chuckle, was a universe away from being absent from it, from…

— Arundhati Roy

You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people.

— Dave Barry

I don't want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean?

— Martin Lawrence

I like to laugh at things..It helps in keeping me moving in a positive direction.

— Kevin Sparks Janeway

“the pedal and left my best friends to listen to my triumphant laughter. “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

— Richard Roberts

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

— Zach Galifianakis

I want my films to be entertaining: not comedy, but something which is gripping.

— Prabhas

In general, I think comedy is more difficult to write, to direct, and to act successfully.

— Jack Lemmon

That moment when your parents take your joke completely serious and you end up getting in trouble.

— Anonymous

“Are we going to reach a point where we say LOL instead of actually laughing?”

— Yusra Badr

I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.

— Jen Lancaster

If laughter is the best medicine, then all it takes to cure your cold is a picture of me naked.

— Anonymous

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

— George Burns

“Laughing at yourself turns shame into play, mistakes into stories, and awkwardness into authenticity.”

— Pamela Cox

Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.

— Elizabeth Hurley

I had to learn a skill set. I think I had the materials to be a good comedy writer.

— Mindy Kaling

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

— Kanye West