As a comedian, part of what's so gratifying for me is hearing people laugh. — Ego Nwodim Copy Share Image
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not. — James Lipton Copy Share Image
I am not so secretly a comedian. I write a lot of my own material if you've seen videos I've done. I… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
I'm a dirty, filthy animal and I'm a dirty comedian, but I got a lot of charisma and charm. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
When a comedian can turn hero and has the will power to work out for a six pack, he can easily fit… — Tanikella Bharani Copy Share Image
I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I have what we call a 'symphony act.' I'm the only comedian, I think, in the country that does it. — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
My career was exploding at the same time that social media itself was expanding. But when my online videos were taking off,… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I have late onset ADHD. I take on too much and end up spinning plates, but its entertaining, and it helps you… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
Sometimes people say I'm a political comedian, which, actually I'm not. I'm a comedian who sometimes discusses politics, culture - again, the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
The world has wanted me to speak differently than I speak. You know, I speak like my mom; I speak like, you… — Jordan Peele Copy Share Image
I've always been the king of silence. I've always been a minimalist comedian. I've taken my influence from Jack Benny, who was… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
I have never bought into this view that some people have that the job of the comedian is to espouse opinions and… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I think Eddie Murphy is the greatest comedian. I do think that Richard Pryor is the Godfather, but Eddie Murphy, in my… — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
It was a very interesting experience. You know, I don't think words could do it justice. Roseanne [Barr] is a comedian, a… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
Many businessmen fail to understand Python principles--the ultimate absurdity was an offer from America to buy the 'format' of the Python shows,… — Robert Hewison Copy Share Image
It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to.… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
We're shaking up a format, which I think is always a good thing. The thing about [2011 Oscar hosts] James [Franco] and… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work. Capitalism doesn’t work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn’t work. Democracy-the greatest form of government… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
People tell me I'm a comedian, but I don't approach acting from that perspective. I do know that everything in life has… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
I don't mind what people say about me as long as it's an opinion or the truth. If someone says, 'He's the… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image