Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
The toughest thing for me is doing on-camera stuff as a comedian. — Donna Lynne Champlin Copy Share Image
My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom. — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Muslim; my comedy stems on all forms of my identity. — Riaad Moosa Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I've always been a sarcastic person and people I dated would say, 'Oh, you're hilarious,' but it never occurred to me to… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I love the buzz of doing live. I am a stand-up comedian and so I am not scared of live. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
The audience loves when the comedian talks to them. You're creating inside jokes, which creates a community. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I've often heard it said a preacher might learn with a comedian for a teacher. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
August is the time when I can feel myself getting stronger as a comedian. I'm at the height of my powers come… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
As a comedian you have to remind yourself that it happens; every now and again you can just have a bad gig… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I'm such a fan of Lily's [Tomlin], for so many years. I feel like Lily was the first popular mainstream crossover comedian… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
There is this fallacy of the 'cool' comedian out there. You see the guys who take themselves very seriously and think they're… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“I think in my old age I've come to realize just how precious everything is and I try to value the many… — Phil Hartman Copy Share Image
Many comedians consider themselves to be cutting edge. But why do we have to use the knife for the analogy. Let's use… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Back when Jerry Seinfeld was just another comedian hanging around the clubs, I'd imitate him to amuse myself and the other comics.… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians today have misunderstood the concept of a subversive comedian. If you really want to be subversive, you have… — Chilly Gonzales Copy Share Image
I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a comedian, even when I was a little kid. I had a funny father who was in… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny,… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
But nowadays everybody's a comedian, even the weather girls and continuity announcers. We laugh at everything. Not intelligently anymore, not with sudden… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
With a comedian, it's the opposite. You put that album out, and they've heard it. If they're coming out to see you,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
You can't expect everyone to laugh or applaud you for doing edgy things. Sometimes you'll miss. But I think comedians are artists… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I think most comedians go through that (period), where you have to change or evolve. You don't want to just keep doing… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you see all parts of the country because you play there. — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
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