I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.' — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
I would not have succeeded as a comedian had I not had some hugely lucky breaks. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Ask any physical comedian and they'll say the same thing. There are so many dark moments in comedy. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners. — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it's hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
I set out to be a comedian, and then the spokesperson thing is kind of just something that came along with it. — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I've seen comedians make people laugh by being either really dark and sad and touching, or really strange and bizarre and creepy.… — Amy Seimetz Copy Share Image
My first films were comedy, 'Murder By Death,' and 'The Cheap Detective.' But now they won't think of me as a comedian.… — James Cromwell Copy Share Image
Well, anybody can be a straight man if he hears well. You just have to wait for laughs. A straight man just… — George Burns Copy Share Image
I think, first of all, I don't think people understand Ice Cube's body of work. Ice Cube is a, and I hate… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I've been in radio, God, twenty years. I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was… — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you. So I feel… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I don't think anyone's particularly conscious of thinking suits are the thing, but when you see a comedian on stage in jeans… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
There's all this evidence that we leave now of our life, especially if you're a comedian or an entertainer. I mean, I… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
Anything to declare? the customs inspector said."Two pound of uncut heroin and a manual of pornographic art," Mark answered, looking about for… — Leon Uris Copy Share Image
Anecdote: In a controversial way, Comedian and actor Bill Cosby sought to teach his son the pain of being lied to. Convinced… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I've told Michael Jackson jokes. If you got really technical, you could say those are jokes about child molestation. You could, if… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Before I even knew what stand up was, I tried to make people laugh at school because that was how I made… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
From 1936 on, I have taken more falls than any other 20 comedians put together. From the time I was 21, I've… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
Sometimes a photographer is a passenger, sometimes a person who stays in one place. What he watches changes constantly, but his watching… — Shomei Tomatsu Copy Share Image
I try to be personal, but that's not me, either. What seems to work best, and the tweets I enjoy reading the… — John Cho Copy Share Image
