Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Aap apnay qareeb aanay nahin daitay,
Khud ko seenay say laganay nahin daitay,

Dil aap ki yaad main tarapta bhi bohut hay,
magar aap hamain aanso bahanay nahin daitay,

aap ki yaadon ko rook pana hay mushkil,
Rooth'tay hain to phir mananay nahin daitay.

I Prefer Texting Over
Phone Calls
Because
It Gives Me More Time
To Think About What To Say:)

We Have Solution For All The Problems
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.
.
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When They R Not Ours:p

Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye,
Aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye,

Zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye,
Aur zindagi jine ke liye aap chahiya.

Man was sent on Earth to "suffer",
&
Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens"
Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)

Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?

Kisi na kisipe aitbar ho jata hai,
Ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,

Khubiyo se nhi hoti mohabat hamesha,
Khamiyo se b aksar pyarho jata hai