My phone is like my lover...
It's the last thing I see at night,
and the first thing
I wake up to ever morning!

Hume apne dil mein basaye rakhna,
hamari yaadon k chirag jalaye rakhna,

bahut lamba hai safar zindagi ka mere dƒöst,
ek hissa hume bhi banaye rakhna.

Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't

1. know what time it is
2. be able to solve a math question
3. know a single phone number
4. know the date
5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house
6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time
7. be able to wake up from an alarm in the morning
8. find my way in the dark.

Pathan's wife bought a
Beautiful sweater for her husband...
She sent it to him by parcel
Along with a note ... That said
"the buttons of d sweater r removed
Since they were too heavy & added
To the postage. U'll find 'em
In d right hand pocket of the sweater"

At night if mosquito bites what to do..?
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Just scratch n sleep again !
We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry:p

Koi gila,koi shikwa na rahe aapse,
yeh aarzoo hai k silsila rahe aapse,

bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse,
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse.

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS.
Friend: 4th? Man:
He didn't study & became a barber.
Friend: Y don't u throw him out?
Man: y should i?
He's the only 1 who earns!

Thoughts On Men

Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.