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Doorie ho to phir AHSAS hota hai

Doorie ho to phir "AHSAS" hota hai,
"DOST" k bina jeevan "UDAAS" hota hai,

"UMER" ho aap ki sitaron jitni lambi
aisa "DOST" kahan aur kisi k "PAAS" hota hai

Mehfil ko rula daitay

Dil ka dard dil main dabaye rakha,
Koi na mila aisa jis pay duniya luta daitay,

Sab nay diya dhooka kis kis ko bhula daite,
Dil ka dard dil main dabaye rakha,

Bayan kia hota to mehfil ko rula daitay

Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

Believe this lie, it's really true

1 fine morning in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys woke up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,
Took out their swords & shot each other,

One deaf pliceman heard the noise &
Killed the 2 dead boys

Beleive this lie, it's really true,
Ask the blind beggar, he saw it too.

Woh zindagi kia jis main pyar na ho

Woh zindagi kia jis main pyar na ho,
Woh pyar hi kia jis main yadain na hon,

Woh yadain hi kia kis main tum na ho,
Woh tum hi kia jis main hum na hon,

Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai

Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p

Hamain aap yun hi sharabi na kehiye

Kuch nasha to aap ki baat ka hai,
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,

Hamain aap yun hi sharabi na kehiye,
Yeh dil per asar to aap se mulaqat ka hai

Falak pey ek aashiyana hamara hota

Kaash main chand tuu taara hota,
Falak pey ek aashiyana hamara hota,

Sub tujhey door bohut door sey daikha kertay,
Par tujhey milnay ka haq sirf hamara hota...

All boys r d same

For a GIRL Who says,"All BOYS are the same"
should be asked;

Who told HER to try ALL OF THEM!!:-P

Similarity between C.A & Miss Universe

Whats the similarity
between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?
. . . . . . .
Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D

Ishq ki baazi hum haar gayai

Dilon say khailnay ka hunar hamain aata nahin,
Isi liyay ishq ki baazi hum haar gayai,

Meri zindagi se shayud unhain bohut pyar tha,
Isi liyay mujhey zinda hi maar gayai....

Coolest mom of the millenium

Coolest mom of the millenium:
Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk?
Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-P
awara beti ki awara amma. . . :D