Shayari by sardar ji
Shayari by Sardar ji:
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
posted in Sardar SMS |
Shayari by Sardar ji:
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
posted in Sardar SMS |
Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLEâ€.
posted in Sardar SMS |
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
posted in Sardar SMS |
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
posted in Sardar SMS |
Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
posted in Sardar SMS |
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
posted in Sardar SMS |
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
posted in Sardar SMS |
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