Three Skeletons Talking .. 1st Skeleton : I M The Most Skinny Looking Skeleton In The World . 2nd Skeleton : No I M The Thinnest Skeleton In The World . 3rd Skeleton : Errr... I Think You Haven't Heard About Sara ;-) Skeleton Shocked :-p Humsafar Rocked
How Pakistani professors speak english, 1. Don't dare talk in front of my back! 2.Both of u three get out of the class! 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no? 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls. 6.All of u stand in a straight […]
In your arms Let me be held, Held captive by your charms, And let the world behold How two souls meld, How they come true ~ The fairytales oft told€¦ In the way the moon Disappears in the clouds, And reappears with a blush, Let€™s disappear in a mist, Away from the crowds, In a […]
Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i'm the boss of this office. Junior (in the same tone) : […]
YouRe So Far Way Yet You Are Here I CanT See Your Face But I Can Feel You Near I CanT Touch You But I Hold You Close No Matter Where You Are YouRe In My Heart Wherever I Go Hopefully The Miles Between Us Will Disappear Soon Because All I Want Is To Be […]
GirlFriend to her BoyFriend: What Is Love ? ? People Talk So Much About Love But I Don’t Really Know What It Is . . . ? BF (Replied): When I Get Angry On You & You Try To Persuade Me That Feeling Is Love, When I Don’t Talk To You & You Get Worried […]
Unknown No.1 Hi,Do u have a boyfriend? Girl:Yes.Who are you? It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2 Hi do you have a boyfriend? Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway? It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:( Girl:Sorry babe,I […]
Love tip- It‚ is advisable to over react whenever ur partner is in trouble. It is an opportunity to express your love and solitude to him..
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From the Wise Saying Of Hakeem Luqman: * If u r in prayer, take care of your Heart, * If u r eating, take care of your Throat, * If u r in another man's house, take care of ur Eyes, * If u r talking to close person, take care of ur tongue.
World Environment Day 2015 Theme The 2015 theme for World Environment Day will focus on 'Small Islands and Climate Change'. World Environment Day 2014 Theme was: The 2014 theme for World Environment Day was Think.Eat.Save World Environment Day 2012 Theme was: The 2012 theme for World Environment Day is Green Economy: Does it include you? […]
The World Environment Day 2015 slogan is "Seven Billion dreams. One Planet. Consume with Care.". The World Environment Day 2014 slogan is "Raise Your Voice Not The Sea Level". The World Environment Day 2013 slogan was "Green Economy: Does it include you?". The World Environment Day 2012 slogan was "Green Economy: Does it include you?". […]