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NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS

A girl phoned me

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A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home

posted in Adult SMS

Sardar on phone:

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Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS


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Last nite i went 2 bed without u...cold,naked...

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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u "lastnite"

posted in Adult SMS

Come here, take off your pents and knickers

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Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours.....
toilet!

posted in Adult SMS

Always start your day with a lot of S E X ...

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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

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In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere

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In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

posted in Adult SMS


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I want to suck you ... lick you

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I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that's how you
eat an ice cream!

posted in Adult SMS

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