Adult SMS / Text Messages

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Can kids of our age have kids?

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"

Teacher replied " NO Never!!"

Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".

Interesting line on girl's T-shirt

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Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Even the driver say's so ...

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A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'

The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'

Let me kiss your lips

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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

Can we do romance in the midnight today

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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

It's too tight

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Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!